For this blog, you will write a help wanted ad for Heracles. Your ad must state and thoroughly describe the task that you want completed. Your ad must be two paragraphs(5-10 sentences per paragraph). This is due by Friday, Mach 16.
I'm looking for a strong, muscular and brave man to pull off a task. I need someone willing to do anything. Someone that can handle this kind of work. A woman would do but i would prefer a very strong male. Someone who is very muscular and willing.
I need someone to clean my bedroom. It is very messy, you will need some very heavy duty tools. For example, a flame thrower or a bulldozer. I need someone strong to remove the mountain of clothes from my floor to my ceiling. And if you're willing to get messy it would help because i think somethings growing in there. (:
For this task Heracles needs to be very strong and brave. He will have to fear nothing. He will have to be super strong, super smart and super sexy for this task. I'm not sure anyone can do this.
This task is to clean out my garage, in my garage is a super powerful dog. He is kinda like the dog in the sandlot but 20 times stronger and bigger. He fears nothing and we need him out of there. He is making himself at home and my mom wants him out. Heracles also needs to get all the garbage out of it, the garbage is up to the ceiling.
I need a very smart and strong person to do my task. I don't know if it is possible because everyone that has tried has never come out alive. There is a rabid pack of rabbits living in a cave behind my house. These are not normal rabbits, they eat flesh! I have sent more than 10 people to try to get rid of these rabbits but no one has come back.
If anyone is courageous enough to attempt and complete this task I will pay them $500,000 dollars that i made playing in the NBA. You will need to be able to shoot the rabbits before they can attack you. Once one gets to you the pack will swarm you. When you kill them put them in a bag and bring them to me. This is really all of the help I can give...Good luck!
I am looking for a demi-god of considerable strength. You must be able to easily carry several metric tons. Anyone who completes this task will have a throne on Mount Olympus. This task is also open to anyone willing. Only the strongest person will be able to complete it.
I want to someone to transport this school somewhere far away. Anywhere will do as long it isn't within a 1000 mile radius. I was think possibly on to of Mount Everest. Perhaps on top of the Pyramid of Giza would work as well. Or maybe submerged in the Nile River.
I need a very smart,strong and sneaky man to do my task. I will be very grateful if someone completes my tasks. But all the people who have tried have epically failed. The one task is to kill this skunk ape in my back yard it bin killing my bloodhounds. There's a guy looking for it right now but i think hes dead.
If any one and i mean anyone is willing to get rid of this skunk ape ill will be very very happy and heck ill even give you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000$$$$$$$. But the only catch is that i want a clean kill so i can mount it cause who has a mounted skunk ape? Another think is you know when hes close cause you sure will smell him. The Oder is so dog on nasty it will make you pass out. So make sure to bring a gas mask and good luck to who ever wants to kill this beast. That's all i know about him and again good luck cause you will need it.
I need someone smart and strong to complete this crazy task that I have. I think a man would do best at this task. Im not sure there is any woman that can do this. You could die from this or even get a serious injury. So, anyone that is will to put their life on the line contact me.
The crazy task I have that needs to be comleted is to clip my dogs toe nails. My dog is a huge beast and has teeth as big as my hand. But his toe nails are as big as my windsheild on my car. He only bites when he hears the word 'apples' so you should be ok. I will be in the kitchen baking apple pie though for my family picnic, i would like you to be my apple pie tester too.
I am looking for a demi- god. A demi- god with massive strength in muscle and in the brains. I'm looking for someone that is not afraid to be killed at anytime. someone who isn't afraid of death. this task is open to anyone willing to die. and also anyone who completes this task will have a throne on Mount Olympus.
I want someone wiling to take care of my next door neighbor. she is about 86 years old and she is just so annoying i want her dead. not only will u be rewarded the throne on Mount Olympus but u will also receive a pack of trident layers fruit sensation bubble gum. its amazing with flavor. i do not care how u dispose of her i just want her land and her gone..... do what ever it takes!! THANK YOU :D
I need a strong brave man to help me complete a few tasks. This is a very hard task that only a man can handle. You need to be smart, sneaky,and very brave. There are many risks that you may have to take. You can't get caught and if you do then you wont get paid the 100,000 reward!
The task i need you to do is rob the Peoples Neighborhood Bank downtown in Deposit New York! It will need to be done when i tell you, or else! If you think that you have enough guts to do this for me then you need to give me a call at 1(607)555-1234. just remember DON'T GET CAUGHT!
Strong, brave, person(s) needed. Preferably a demi-god because of they're strength and parental help. Supplies will be supplied for the task. Supplies include: 1 sword, bait, food rations, and clothing. First person to apply will be rewarded with the job.
You're task will be a hard one. You will need to find and trap a mythical beast called the Pegasus, a winged horse. If you kill or harm the horse you will not be rewarded. YOU MUST TAME THE PEGASUS! Reward will be 1,000,000 drachma. Good Luck!
HELP WANTED!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking for a strong, muscular and brave man to pull off a task. I need someone willing to do anything. Someone that can handle this kind of work. A woman would do but i would prefer a very strong male. Someone who is very muscular and willing.
I need someone to clean my bedroom. It is very messy, you will need some very heavy duty tools. For example, a flame thrower or a bulldozer. I need someone strong to remove the mountain of clothes from my floor to my ceiling. And if you're willing to get messy it would help because i think somethings growing in there.
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For this task Heracles needs to be very strong and brave. He will have to fear nothing. He will have to be super strong, super smart and super sexy for this task. I'm not sure anyone can do this.
ReplyDeleteThis task is to clean out my garage, in my garage is a super powerful dog. He is kinda like the dog in the sandlot but 20 times stronger and bigger. He fears nothing and we need him out of there. He is making himself at home and my mom wants him out. Heracles also needs to get all the garbage out of it, the garbage is up to the ceiling.
Good luck.
Chloe
HELP WANTED!
ReplyDeleteI need a very smart and strong person to do my task. I don't know if it is possible because everyone that has tried has never come out alive. There is a rabid pack of rabbits living in a cave behind my house. These are not normal rabbits, they eat flesh! I have sent more than 10 people to try to get rid of these rabbits but no one has come back.
If anyone is courageous enough to attempt and complete this task I will pay them $500,000 dollars that i made playing in the NBA. You will need to be able to shoot the rabbits before they can attack you. Once one gets to you the pack will swarm you. When you kill them put them in a bag and bring them to me. This is really all of the help I can give...Good luck!
I am looking for a demi-god of considerable strength. You must be able to easily carry several metric tons. Anyone who completes this task will have a throne on Mount Olympus. This task is also open to anyone willing. Only the strongest person will be able to complete it.
ReplyDeleteI want to someone to transport this school somewhere far away. Anywhere will do as long it isn't within a 1000 mile radius. I was think possibly on to of Mount Everest. Perhaps on top of the Pyramid of Giza would work as well. Or maybe submerged in the Nile River.
HELP WANTED
ReplyDeleteI need a very smart,strong and sneaky man to do my task. I will be very grateful if someone completes my tasks. But all the people who have tried have epically failed. The one task is to kill this skunk ape in my back yard it bin killing my bloodhounds. There's a guy looking for it right now but i think hes dead.
If any one and i mean anyone is willing to get rid of this skunk ape ill will be very very happy and heck ill even give you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000$$$$$$$. But the only catch is that i want a clean kill so i can mount it cause who has a mounted skunk ape? Another think is you know when hes close cause you sure will smell him. The Oder is so dog on nasty it will make you pass out. So make sure to bring a gas mask and good luck to who ever wants to kill this beast. That's all i know about him and again good luck cause you will need it.
Harrison 0.0
YOUR HELP IS NEED!
ReplyDeleteI need someone smart and strong to complete this crazy task that I have. I think a man would do best at this task. Im not sure there is any woman that can do this. You could die from this or even get a serious injury. So, anyone that is will to put their life on the line contact me.
The crazy task I have that needs to be comleted is to clip my dogs toe nails. My dog is a huge beast and has teeth as big as my hand. But his toe nails are as big as my windsheild on my car. He only bites when he hears the word 'apples' so you should be ok. I will be in the kitchen baking apple pie though for my family picnic, i would like you to be my apple pie tester too.
$ HELP IS WANTED $
ReplyDeleteI am looking for a demi- god. A demi- god with massive strength in muscle and in the brains. I'm looking for someone that is not afraid to be killed at anytime. someone who isn't afraid of death. this task is open to anyone willing to die. and also anyone who completes this task will have a throne on Mount Olympus.
I want someone wiling to take care of my next door neighbor. she is about 86 years old and she is just so annoying i want her dead. not only will u be rewarded the throne on Mount Olympus but u will also receive a pack of trident layers fruit sensation bubble gum. its amazing with flavor. i do not care how u dispose of her i just want her land and her gone..... do what ever it takes!! THANK YOU :D
HELP WANTED!
DeleteI need a strong brave man to help me complete a few tasks. This is a very hard task that only a man can handle. You need to be smart, sneaky,and very brave. There are many risks that you may have to take. You can't get caught and if you do then you wont get paid the 100,000 reward!
The task i need you to do is rob the Peoples Neighborhood Bank downtown in Deposit New York! It will need to be done when i tell you, or else! If you think that you have enough guts to do this for me then you need to give me a call at 1(607)555-1234. just remember DON'T GET CAUGHT!
HELP WANTED
ReplyDeleteStrong, brave, person(s) needed. Preferably a demi-god because of they're strength and parental help. Supplies will be supplied for the task. Supplies include: 1 sword, bait, food rations, and clothing. First person to apply will be rewarded with the job.
You're task will be a hard one. You will need to find and trap a mythical beast called the Pegasus, a winged horse. If you kill or harm the horse you will not be rewarded. YOU MUST TAME THE PEGASUS! Reward will be 1,000,000 drachma. Good Luck!